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Its after 73 days
Surprised!
After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
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WILLIAM NARGIS
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye
Magar
us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
2 ways 2 suicide.
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
hello all
hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn
Me Aur Meri Tanhai Aksar Ye Baatain Krte Hyn
K Tum Hoti Tou Aisa Hota
Tum Hoti Tou Waisa Hota
Aur Tum Na Hoti Tou Paisa Hota...... ;->
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi
tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
Doc 2 Patient :
Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.
Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Salmaan Khan- Aaj
Salmaan Khan- Aaj Mere Baap K Pas 14 Cars Hai
18 Bikes Hai,
4 Bunglow Hai,
3 Farmhouse Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Abhishek Bachan Mere Paas Teri Lover Hai
Plz Pass This SMS 2 All Ur Frnd . . .
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All Ur Frnd . . .
Sahi Se Parhi Is Msg ko
A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______
Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of
PEPSI
Wid
A Large Pizza . . . . ;->
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge
Sharafat
Sadaqat
Aur
Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti
Kaash Ladkian Papita Bechti Hoti To Ladkon Ko Bohut Faida Hota
Puchho To
Woh Kaise?
Ldka Ldki Se Kehta
Hello Madam
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PAPPI TA DO
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
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