Baap:
Beti tum muje
pehle PAPA kehti thi,
Ab tumne muje DAD kehna Shuro kardia,
Kya waja hai?
Beti:
Cmon DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai..
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
