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“HAPPY WINTER SEASON YAAR..!

May, 26 2010 66 chars (1 sms) 3255 views Funny

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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!

Ager pakre gaye to tere s

Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..

free-free-free breakfast free-LUNCH

free-free-free
breakfast
free-LUNCH
free-DINNER
free-TEA
Just visit
"DATA DARBAR"
&ENJOY unlimited
offers,
paj paj k jao te
Raj Raj k Khao

''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da.......

''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''

hazraat eik zarori e

HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->

... Money Talks ...

... Money Talks ...

I Don''t Deny ...

I Heard It ...

When I Took It Out From Pocket ...

It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!

Mat jao!

Plz mat jao!

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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?

ALLAH ne tmhain paida kya k

ALLAH ne
tmhain paida kya k
tm uski ibadat
karo
Rozey rakho
Namaz parho
Quran parho
Uska Zikr karo
Deeni kitabain parho
Per tm

SMS Par rahe ho
SHARAM KARO....

fool nebrfoolon ki

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

''Police has arrested

''Police has arrested me for killing a boySachi
i didnt kill himi jst askd him..
"will u marry me?
"and and and&&&&&& wo khushi se he mar gaya. ;-)''

aik larki hai jo kaali hai fitrat ki bari niraali hai

aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kashish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai

Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

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