aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya


Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)
  

May, 05 2010     220 chars (2 sms)     2790 views       Funny

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Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"


Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,


Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,


Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,


Kam Dikha K Musharaf
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Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,


Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,


Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
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One flower can awaken the dream…

One smile begins a friendship…

One laugh will conquer a gloom…

One candle destroys the darkness…

One sunbeam lights a room…

One breath brings life eternal…

One path will lead you home…

One touch can show you care…

One word must start each prayer…

One heart can know what is true…

One life can make the difference…

And that one is

YOU......;->
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My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

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O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
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what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??






i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

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Phenk Doon?"
What Is B.E. . . .




8 semesters are there


80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E) . . . ;->
Height of laziness-

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STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET..

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena
Sorry to Distrub you At thIs tiMe Of the night.

if yOu aRe aWaKe And Free, Could U Plz Do Me a FavOur?

Please delete thIs mSg and Sleep. Gud Nite :)