bv shadi se pehle

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

May, 05 2010 256 chars (2 sms) 2050 views Funny

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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
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Prof: and Sodium?
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Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

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