Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

Kameeni jate hue mujhe
MR.BEAN keh gai..

May, 25 2010 86 chars (1 sms) 1984 views Funny

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Saif Said "Chak De Chak De, Chak De Sare GUM, Chak De Chak De Chak De, Tere Sung Hyn Hum!". . . ;->

yunhi mazaq mazaq ma

Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!

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F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
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And

This Constant Is
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Tusi door gae intzar kita.

Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
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Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
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Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
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Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

ill always remember

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Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
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Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

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For No Reason,

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Kal main ne use khoob hansaya "FARAZ"

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