Roz roz ka drama nahi hota

Roz roz ka drama nahi hota
2011 is coming

Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights

Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
  

Mar, 11 2011     313 chars (2 sms)     3577 views       Funny

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Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The




"Principal"
Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think Beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..
Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoys a sticky bun
I''m glad u are my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
Ae Faraz tuje zindgy se mila hai agr koi ghum

Bs phone utha or dial kr
0900-78601

Telefun,Telefun!
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!


The remaining abnormals are called


DOCTORS..!
1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :
Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A
Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A
Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha
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What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))
According To A New
Study ....

''''Students That Snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially


''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->
4 guys
1 4rm HARVARD
2 4rm OXFORD
3 4rm TEXAS
4 Sardar 4rm punjab university
1 Question
what is th fastest thing in world?
OXFORD: light
HARVARD: thought
TEXAS: blink of an eye
Sardar: its loose motions
bcz
last night i was lying in my bed
n
b4 i could blink,think or turn on th lights,
it was over!
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.