Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!
3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
Newtons First Law of Ishq: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy........
