moti biwi

moti biwi
chapal chhoti ho to panwoon mey nahi aati

biwi moti ho to bahon mey nahi aati
  

Jan, 09 2013     78 chars (1 sms)     3123 views       Funny

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What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,

aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,





khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->
Full Forms
WIFE= Worries Invited For Ever.
LOVER= Loss Of Valuable Energy And Rupees.
FRIEND= First Relationship In Earth That Never Dies
When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!


Facts Abt Me:

Einstien Copied My Eqn E=Mc2
Bill Gates Was Asking For A Xp Cd Frm Me
When I Threw An Apple On Newton He Knew Abt Gravity
Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.
Main kitna tum py marta hun,
Aur kitni Mohabat krta hon.

Bas ik shikayt hai tum sy,
Main jab bhi perhnay lagta hon.

Tum chupky sy ajati ho,
Aur aky mujhy behkati ho.

Na jany kiya smjhati ho,
Aur apny pass bulati ho.

Yeh soch zra,
Ae mairi jaan!

Kuch kaam bhi hai is duniya ke,
Har waqt ki chahat theek nahi.

Aghosh teri to phir bhi sahi,
Lekin yeh waqt hai perhny ka.

Ja aj mujhy tu perhnay dy,


Ae NEEND..!
Mujhy kuch krny Dy.