Tongue Twister

Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

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May, 14 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3492 views Funny

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''''MARRIAGE''''

''''MARRIAGE''''

Is Nature''s Way

Of Preventing

''''PEOPLE''''

From Fighting With

''''STRANGERS'''' ... ;->

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

Ladkewale:

Ladkewale:ladki ka nam kya h?Ladkiwale:hmari pyari,apki pyari,sbki pyari RAMPYARI..ladke ka nam kya h?Ladkewale:hmara gu,apka gu,hm sbka gu JUGGU!!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Acha

Tareef ke qabil

Pyara dikhne wala

Sweet

Smart

Chand se pyara

Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai

main hoon naa.->

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.

V Like Each Other Bcz

V Like Each Other Bcz
U Think Im Nice
I Think U R Nice
U Think Im Cool
I Think U R Cool
U Think Im Sweet
I Think U R Sweet
U Think Im Smart
I Think U R Rite ;->

Police Constable

Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

Identification Of Students ...

Identification Of
Students ...

Books In Bag,
Faisalabad

Books In Hands
Sialkot

Rolled Books In Jeans
Lahore

W/o Books
But Cell Fones In Hands
Karachi ... ;->

Pakitan Means In 2008

Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko''n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity :-<

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

U Have 1440 min Per day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think

Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->

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