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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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May, 25 2010
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kya ap abhi tak kanwari hain?
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aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge,
Har pal aayenge,
Har waqt aayenge,
Din bhar aayenge,
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Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
“HIMMAT FAN"
“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
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aamir khan ki film
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Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kia Ha
K Wo B Ek Film Banaye Gay Aur
Us Film Ka Naam Hoga
"WAZNI"...=P;->
Womenz Day Par
Womenz Day Par Aik Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha
"Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai?"
Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
"Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar SeNikla Tha
Tab Tu Tuesday Tha.
Jab Tum Umeed Se
Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo
Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...
( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
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The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
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On the Forehead. :-)
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)
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Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
Attendence..
Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
socha rahan hOOn taj mahal banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
lekin mumtaz nahi fir kyun banau
mumtaz mili boli taj mahal baNao
maine bola pehle aapne baap se paise toh lekar aao!!
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