Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
  

May, 25 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2665 views       Funny

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Lekin,
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Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
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30 mins agay hain.
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In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

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Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?




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U Stole my Memories I Excused u

U Stole My heart I Excused u!

U Stole My Smile I excused u!

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You can Tell Your Friend
"You are my Best Friend"

But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
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dont eat
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WITHOUT
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Aik pathan bath room gaya.

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Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?