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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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May, 25 2010
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A Gud Frend Is One Who
A Gud Frend Is One Who Tell U To Study Well. . .
But
A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands Outside The
Examination Room & Shouts
"Abay Kuch Aa Raha Hai Ya Aur Pharray Phainko''n " . . . ;->
“HIMMAT FAN"
“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
"Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:"Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai . :D ;->
i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,
i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham
-
-
-
zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@
''Ye balo Khubsorat
''Ye balo Khubsorat Logon ko Dekh kay nachta hai
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
Nai nacha?
Meri wari to Nach Nach kay Pagal ho gya ci...''
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
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But reply me first.
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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
mere sath chalo gi
BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"
BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...
Wife:
Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!
Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->
purani khawat hai
purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D
"~"loVe"~"
"~"loVe"~"
Starts Frm Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
But 2day
''''loVe"
Starts Frm Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho
Ab Kiya Dhoondtay Ho Kaghazon Kay Dhair Main FARAZ,
Woh Jis Akhbar Me Tumhari Foto Thi Us Me Koi NAAN Lay Gaya . . .
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