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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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May, 25 2010
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Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,
Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,
Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...
Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !
Aur Dosra...??
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“Meetha Kharbooza”
''Police:
''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
Girl : Have You Seen
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''
Ek Khan Sahb Sey
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint
Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
enjoying the match but missing one thing
All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what
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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)
teacher: what do you want to become? li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: what do you want to become?
li''l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell
a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
husband to pay for it
v ek khan zameen per l
Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<
If u really wanna know
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???
then...
then....
......
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look in the Dictionary... ;->
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Jab Tak Zinda Raha.
Msg Karta Rahonga.
Jab Msg Na Bhejon, To Ye Mat Samajhna K Marr Gaya.
Balke.
Samajh Lena,
K
Bhai Par Bachiyon Ka Load Ziyada Hogaya Hai. :-)
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