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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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Cyber Crime Ordinance Abe Lagoo Nae Howa :S
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Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,
Hansi Di Bachon Wali
Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali
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AuR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
One GOOD way to
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
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A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,
While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
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T o
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T h e
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F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
''B u t''
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti
''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''
Hi The Cute
Hi
The Cute
Sweet
Most Graceful
The Smartest
&
Beautiful
Person
Khush ??
Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->
A Meaningiful Sentence
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard
"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “
A Silent Msg For All . . .
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai
Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha
Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain
Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->
people change wd time=P
people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Aj Kal Zardari Kon
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.
Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Mazaaq Mat Urrao
Tip Of The Day:
Kisi Ki Shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.
Ho Sakta Hai K Usne Tum Se Ziyada...
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