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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
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May, 25 2010
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pathan ka beta.
Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
U know i saw sumone in a coffee shop
Really good lookin
Very SmartSo Delightful
More like a Celebrity
I walked nearer...
Damn !
THESE MIRRORS YAAR!
Height of dedication
Height of dedication
Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???
Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di
Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?
Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai
Battery Low
Battery Low . . . ;->
Professor:
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY
Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->
2012 is not the end of love
How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Ek Molvi Ek Aurast Se
Takra Gya, Aurat Ghussay
Se
"aapko Sharm Nhi Aati
Daarhi Rkh kr Takkar
Maar Rahy Hyn?"
Molvi-Mohtarma Ye
Daarhi Hy Breake''n
Nahi ... ;->
t v na dekhne se
* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *
* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *
~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->
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