Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
  
May, 25 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2229 views       Funny

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Bakri chari pahar
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
Wife Ne Husband Se:
Wife Ne Husband Se: Bhagwan Kare Ke Aap Har
Janam Me Mere Pati Ho.

Husband: Bhagwan Kare Yeh Tera Akhri Janam Ho!!!
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!

MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.

Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
Men discovered
Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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papu
Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
Anarkali in akbar''s
Anarkali in akbar''s
darbar:

Paad dia to darna kia jb pad dia to darna kai,

pad dia koi tatti nai ki
chup chup k badboo
soonghna kia,

jab paad dia.->
When I was born
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
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When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
''*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI"
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!''
Funny
Zindagi main 1 baat hamesha yaar rkhna
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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

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Wah g Wah...

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kiy kehna...

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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,



Sub Ne Kaha...!





Ooon Hooon .... ;->
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna



Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo


Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo


Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo










"VOTE"
plz open this after 4 days at thursday
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
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I know u can''t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance

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