Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
  

May, 25 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     3045 views       Funny

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