Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
  

May, 25 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2536 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Boy To His Girlfriend:Darling Maray Kaan Me Kuch Garam Sa,

Kuch Naram Sa,

Kuch Namkin Sa,

Kuch Mitha Sa Kaho.

Girlfrind Sharmatey Huway Boli:Halwa Pur
WHat Will A Guy Sing After He Gets Propsal From A Rich Girl . . . .












Agar Tum Mil Jao ''''Kamana Chorh Denge Hum'''' ;->
Qus: Why girls cry on wedding day aT The Time of deparTure?

Ans: wo sochati hai k itney saal intezar karney k baad dulha mila bhi to sirf eik.. ;-|
ov o l e Y U ov o l e Y u L V e ou I Love You Sister!! hehehehe....
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..

2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?






1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.
Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->