Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke

Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke
Teacher:Ramu,Pani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge...???
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Ramu:Pani Nahi To Hum

Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi Kiya To Doob Jayenge...!!!
  

May, 18 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     1856 views       Funny

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