Why pakistan is in trouble

Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone?

May, 19 2010 308 chars (2 sms) 3249 views Funny

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iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.

Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein

"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"

Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

Any Man Who Can Drive Safely

While Kissing A Girl

Is

Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention

It Deserves . . .

I WANT 2 SEND

I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEAUTIFUL, SMARTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMAN SHOUTED AT ME''OOYEE''POSTBOX SY BAHIR NIKAL.

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Begaane Kaun Hai?

Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..

Begaane

Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

When I was a kid

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.

Then I realised that The Lord doesn''t work that way,

so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!

wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????

wAt iS tHe difFerEncE bEtweEn H2O And CO2??????
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H2O iS hOt wAtEr aNd CO2 is cOld wAt3r!!!

Diff B/w Ignorance &

Diff B/w Ignorance &
Patience

Whn U See d Mirror &
U Dnt Laugh @ Ur Self
Tht Is Ignorance
&
Whn I Luk @ U & I Also
Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
Patience ;->

''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

Cheese is Cheese

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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