Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!

May, 19 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 3193 views Funny

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Walking on hillside,

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