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Walking on hillside,
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Walking on hillside,
Walking on hillside,
Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!
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Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
When I was born
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...
Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?
Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
what is the diffrence b/w
what is the diffrence b/w Egyptians Mummies and Pakistani Mummies..?
Children are afarid of egyptians mummies.../
aNd
fathers are afraid of
pakistani mummies .../ ;->
pathan & dr.
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??
Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Best Punishment That U Can
Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)
A man''s silence
A man''s silence can break a woman''s
heart into a thousand pieces while a
woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!
CAT Mock Anthem
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo
girls remove their sandals
Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!
Holy
Truthful
Pure
That''s Why
When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.
.
.
.
Girls Remove Their Sandals.
Angel askd a man
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri
Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...
Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->
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