Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,
Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".
Memon ke ghar twins peda hue..
Kisi dost ne kaha: "Mubarak ho do do bache hue hain."
Memon: "Arrey yaar bas ek kaafi tha magar
tumhari bhabhi ko bhi na fzool kharchi krne ki aadat hai." ;->