Walking on hillside,

Walking on hillside,
Walking on hillside, Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: Are you ok?
Santa: Fine thanks!
Banta: Did you break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here!
  

May, 19 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2315 views       Funny

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The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
Kitni hasin ho tum, khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo
Aankhon mein kaajal lagana hi kaafi nahi…
plz gale mein nimbu-mirchi bhi latkaya karo
Warning:

Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''


Aakh Thoo
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With


Neighbours Daughter
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?

Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he

Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Quote On Lectures

"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil SE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì BS YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha
Q :
Mere Pass Chakku Hai
Churi Hai
Gun Hai
AK47 Hai
Tere Pass Kya Hai??



Answer :


Mere Pass




Mere Pass




NOKIA Hai Aur Usme

BL 5C No. Ki Battery Hai.
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)