Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Do andhay apas main baten kr rhe thay..
ek ne dusre se pucha tm ne MenaR-e-PakistaN daikha hai..?
dusre ne kaha han jub me london ki sair ko gaya tha tab daikha tha..
