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Husband & wife
Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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1 Pakistani Dosray Se
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"
2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"
1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"
2nd: :Wo Kaise"
1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Sardar proposed a girl…
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
A Lawyer Sent An
A Lawyer Sent An Overdue Bill 2 A Client
With A Note Tht Read:Dis Bill Is 1 Yr Old
By Return Mail The Lawyer Had His
Bill Back W/A Note Tht Read:Happy Birthday!
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb milay...
1 sardar: chal police ko de atay hain.
2nd sardar: agar koi bomb rastay main phat gaya to?
1 sardar: jhoot bol deinge k 1 hi mila tha.
IQ of 50
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector
India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector
IN
1965
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
kuch nae howa tha
Year 1963
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Aug 3rd
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Evening, 07:48
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Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha.
Chalo apna kaam karo!
Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Train Main 1 Machir 1
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya
phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
Ab PARHAI soch
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
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