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Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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May, 26 2010
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If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
If DHONI & SANIA Marry,
What Will Be Their Son''s Name? ? ?
So Simple Yaar
" DHANIYA "
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
IN Frenc
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
Sardar sent a
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Once there was a Well
Once there was a Well educated man who could talk, write and understand English but he could not read, why???
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Kyonki uski "read" ki haddi tuti hui thi.
One Sardar needed
One Sardar needed two plain papers but he had only one. Do you know what he did: photocopied the one which he had. sardar are fun aren''t
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB
Sk0ol ka T0ilet AJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy
T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy
papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
I Saw A Dream Yestrday
I Saw A Dream
Yestrday
-Only U and Me-
We Were Running In A
Garden
Me In The Front And U
Running After Me
&
With d Background Music
Of
VODAFONE ... ;->
A Chinese pair
A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
What Is Da Similarity
What Is Da Similarity Between Girls & Mobile Phones ??
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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->
Loadsheding . . . . .
31 December ko
is Sal Karachi
Mien Loadshiding
Ka Akhri Din
Hoga!!!
Bohat Bohat
Mubarak Ho!
Congratulation!
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Baqi Loadsheding
Agley Saal
1st January 2012
Se start Hogi!!!
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.
And
I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
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