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Husband & wife
Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
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May, 26 2010
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Tab tak pyar se
Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!
hAmY
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
AaiNdA,
AaiNdA,
Se,
''sms''
SenD,
KarNE ki koshish karna,
1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.
1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........
O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
Best SMS of the
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.
Sardar to doctor:
Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai
Wo khub surat larki mere pas ai or mera name poocha
Doston
Name btane pr wo mujhe yahan injection lga gai
! " (-,-)
! //>
! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,
Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,
Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,
Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,
Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..
Ek Dost ne doosrey se
Ek Dost ne doosrey se pocha: Batao Nakam Mohabbat ka Anjam kiya hota hy.???
Doosrey dost ne kaha
Larka Maamu ban jata hy
Or
Larki Phuppho..,
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana
Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.
Socho. . .
QAWWALI
§M§ K¡||3r
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