Husband & wife

Husband & wife
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
  

May, 26 2010     159 chars (1 sms)     3340 views       Funny

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A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
Sir to student: batao Pyar ot ishq main kiya farq hai?
Student: Sir pyar woh ha jo aap apni beti se karte hain
or ishq woh hai jo main apki beti se karta ho

Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
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Moral...
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......SARRO....
Shahrukh Khan....Again Start Working On Om Shanti Om














Kyuki

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Chak de phatte

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Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

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