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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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May, 26 2010
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Once in a jungle all
Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND
son daadi ap kya tv
Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?
Daadi: Ni Beta
Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe
Jo Dete Hain Larkion Ko Tohfe
Wohi Rakhte Hain 1 Din
Unki Shadiyon Main Sofay
Jo Bhaagte Hain Larkion K Peechay
Wohi Aate Hain Road Pe Buson K Neechey .... ;->
Identification of Student
Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock
1 Pathan roti k
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha
B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?
Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
chohay ne aik pora suit kutr
=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
SMS ek bimari hai jo
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai
Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.
Ek Call rooz app karo
baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge
Woh konsa Parinda
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,
¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡
Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,
Yun Lgta Ha¡ Nam Mere Pak¡stan Kr Gy¡
Height of laziness-
Height of laziness-
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STUDENT sticking CHITS
to answer SHEET..
Child in washroom. .
Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
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