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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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May, 26 2010
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Beauty Is The
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
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Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES
Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
pathan and dost
Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.
Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.
Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
Husband To Wife
Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….
I.T.I., Lahore:
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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ajab prem ki ghazab kahani
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu
AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num
Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?
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1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
only one man in a
Only One Man
In A Thousand Is
A Leader Of Men ...
And
The Other 999
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Follow Woman ...
Lati Hy "Mohabbat" Judaai Main Rung
Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung
16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
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