Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?


Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
  

May, 26 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     2403 views       Funny

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12 Baje k Baad. :-(


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Happy Fog Day
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GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta



I am doing candle lite. . . . .
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Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy

"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
A-Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?


B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......


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Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
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