Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

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Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P

May, 13 2010 457 chars (3 sms) 4059 views Funny

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Aap sochte honge ki hamari

Aap sochte honge ki hamari

aur se aanewale sms ka

silsila kab khatam hoga?

Janab ye to EKTA KAPUR

ke serial jaisa hai.

NEVER ENDing

Police ne larka

Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..

I Got Zero Marks in Exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

when i die bury me

When I Die, Bury Me
Deep

10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap

Place My Computer
Books On My Head

& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead

Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest

Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest

Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand

Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand

Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left

Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best

Also Tell Them Not
To Cry

Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...

Say No To Education ... ;->

In The Year 1952

In The Year 1952 There Was A Teacher In A Village,

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Now He Is Retired...!!

rona is baat ka hai

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->

Can u pronounce

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

BaChA:

BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi

he he he he he

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"He He He He He He He He" =P ;->

y do we have to learn dis?

In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab mai nakli,

Ghar Se bahir Wo nakab
mai nakli,

Sari gali unke fikar
mai nikli,

Inkar Karte the Wo humari Mohabbat se,

Aur humari hi Tasvir unki
kitab se nikli.

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……

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