By All Means Marry

By All Means Marry
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
  

May, 18 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     1951 views       Funny

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*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Santa: Tipu Sultan''s Skeleton.

Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Santa: Tipu''s When He Was Child
''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.


Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->
B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
?
?
?
?
?
?
TOM and JERRY starts !!''
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

My Eyes – Miss U





My Feelings – Loves U





My Mind – Calls U




My Life Is U






I’ll Die Widout U



I love U





“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p
Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.