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Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.
Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
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Importance of thumb…
Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
Purana Loha Becho
Purana Loha Becho
Teen Dabbay Becho
Sookhi Roti Becho
Plastic ki jootiyan beacho
Raddi Akhbar Becho
Aur
Un Paison Se Balance Dalva K SMS Tou Bhejo. . .
Na pooch teri judai k
Na pooch teri judai k lamhe hum kaise betate hain..
Pani main SURF EXCEL mila k straw se bulbulay banatay hain...
Relation Between Men
Relation Between Men
&Women As On Now Days :-
You Can Touch Each Other
But You Cannot
Touch Each Other''s Mobiles . . !
Height Of Thinking
Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
pathan yaar bakray
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Young girl praying :
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
Why in Couple Photo Women r on left side & male on right???
bcoz
In a BALANCE SHEET,
Liabilities r on left side
&
Assets r on right side!
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
today is newspaper
''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY
hEIGHT of tEcHNoLoGY
No mOther in mOther bOArd
nO key |N key bOArd
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