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May, 13 2010
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What''s Better Then
What''s Better Then
"PRESENCE OF MIND"
In Case Of Accident .... ???
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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
Karachi Me 500 Grlz Heart Attack
Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai
Kyn k
Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k ""jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole
Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?
1 Guy Ran Toi
1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"
Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"
Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->
Hello JAn|x . .
Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .
This Msg Is Brought To You By Wapda / Kesc . . .
Keep Sm¡L¡nG
Kya Aap Pachvi
Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?
Socho Socho
Simple.
"Darji"
Samje Pachvi Fail
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
jab na mana, dil dewana, kalam uthey k janey janan,
khat meinein terey abu naam likha tujh hud haaram likha
Q: Ghairat kia hai.
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?
A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Why Does D Baa
Why Does D Baa Of Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Never Die?
Coz Gods Never Die..
Cnfusd!
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Baa ''Khuda'' Tumhi Ho!!
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti hy,
jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hY to BiLkuL ReEmA LAgti..
Or JAb Wo MAkEUp nhi kArti to"ShAfqAt CheEmA" LAgti hy;-)
A Boy got Job in Girls
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?
Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Abey, main hon na
GOLDEN WORDS
"Abey, main hon na! Tum log jao double sawari pe, agar tulla rokey tou bas mjhy call lga kr baat krwa dena..."
By:
William Badchoda =P =D
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