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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
  

May, 13 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     2687 views       Funny

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What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
























Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,

Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
''"5" sawalön k sahi Answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14Aug Kis Date Ko Ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
Jaamia Hafsa ki tamaam taalibaat baahar aa gaen par aik andar reh gai,

kyon...?

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Uss ka burqa

Molvi ABDUL AZIZ pehan gae ha
Jo detay hain larkiyon ko tohfay,

woh lagatay hain un hi ki shadi mein sofay,

Jo jatay hain un k peechay,

wohi aatay hain W-11 k neechay,

Jo kehte hain un ko Janu,

wohi bantay hain un k bachon k maamu...
Yeh pyar b na ajab shay hai


Maa sy ho to ibadat
Bap sy ho to muqaddas
Bhai say ho to aaqidat
Behan say ho to farz
B v say ho to...
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Chunnu
munnu
guddu
pappu
Lo Meri Girl Friend Ka Photo Dekho









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Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya

Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?

Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge


Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me
Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...