Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
  

May, 13 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3368 views       Funny

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The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->


V e r y
T r u e ...

Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Lamha lamha
Faza mein
Ek
Shoar ho rha ha,

Bina SmS k
Dil
Bore ho rha ha,


Ye network
Ki kharabi ha
Ya
Mera

YAÄR

Kuttay ki neend
So rha hai...
Ek Kabristan Me Ek Bhoot Ko Dhek Kar Sabhi Bhag Rahe The
Lakin Mai Nhi Bhaga
Pata Hai Kyu?



Kyoki Maine Aapko Pehchaan Liya Tha


Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.


signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
Height Of Bravery . . .











Going Late In Class, In Tore Jeans & Sleevless
Entring Te Class Widout Permission
N Sayin To Madam
''''Hey Sweety Carry On , Don’t Stop'''' ;->
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
''Sincere Apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''