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May, 13 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3578 views       Funny

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Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
Balance Muft Charge Karny ka Tareeqa:


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Abhi Tak Eejaad Nahi Hua. :P
Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.


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_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:
Begaane Kaun Hai?








Jo Gaane B Se Shuru Honge..


Begaane

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->
1 Pakistani Dosray Se: "Yaar Kehtay Hain Is Baar Jang Computer Se Lari Jay Gi?"

2nd: "Han Misile Computer Se Contorl Hotay Hain Na"

1st: "Phir To Ham Jang Haar Jainge"

2nd: :Wo Kaise"

1st: "Yaar Ager Misile Chalanay Se Pehlay Bijli Chali Gai Tu?..
Man to doctor : I want to be a Sikh

Dr : for that l will have to remove 50% of your brain.

Man : i agree.(After the operation)

Dr : l''m sorry but l''ve removed 90% of your brain by mistake.

Man: Khocha, ye kia kiya? Tu to bari nalayaq doctor nikli.
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''










Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..


*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*







Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D