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May, 13 2010
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It Is Well Known Saying Dat
It Is Well Known Saying Dat
"Jo Hanse-Unke Ghar Base"
But The Question Is
"Basne K Bad Kitne Hanse ?"
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."
Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "
Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi
Bas
Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
Log kehty hn,
Log kehty hn,
pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,
hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
1 kabutar pathan k
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya
aur
wahan se neche phaink diya.
Height of embarrasment
Height of embarrasment
Man sitting wid his wife in bar,another lady comes 2his wife &
says: PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE AADMI BAADME LAFDA KARTA HAI :p
Boy U r d Sunshine Of My Lyf !
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->
Thought of the day:
Thought of the day:
"Never make the same mistake twice..
Bcoz..
There are so many new mistakes..
Try different each day.
SHORT and SWEET SAYING
SHORT and SWEET SAYING :
"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
''Any woman that
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
Packing Start Ker do
Packing Start Ker do
Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi
Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain
Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
"Enter Ur PIN"
BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition
Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
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