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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
  

May, 13 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3417 views       Funny

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''kabi to hamari gali aao,,,
thora sa sharmao,,,,,,
aur muskrao,,
apni ankhon se zulfen uthao,,
hamary ghr ki bell bajao,,,
aur,,,
awaz lagao,,,
kachra de doooooooooooo,,,,''
A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
i Sorry .. I did''t tell u that i am Moving Permanentlty to ISLAMABAD nesxt monday.
I Dont Know how long i am staying there. I will give you the number, address and
new email ID when i get is there.
Hope to see you there?sorry for short notice. I have no choice. They have choosen me as the
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Next Prisident of PAKISTAN
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)
2008
Quomi Phal: ?

Sabar Ka Phal

Quomi LIbas: ?

Kala Coat

Quomi Khail: ?

Muzakrat

Quomi Dua: ?

Aye Allah ...! LIGHT A Jaye
A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...

Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy


Q K

Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
What Is D Moral Of The

Movie ''Love Story 2050'' ?































Thandi Ke Mausam Me Kabhi


"Ice Cream"


Nahi Khana Chaiye. :)
Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!


pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
height of dehydration..
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a cow givin milk powder...
Height of bad luck-

A vegetarian eating a chicken piece for the first time in his life n











dies because of
BIRD FLU