Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,



Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?
  

May, 13 2010     129 chars (1 sms)     3734 views       Funny

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Aj tab tak piyenge jab tak wo samny waly 3 darakht 6 nhi dikhty.

Bar owner:
Bas kro kamino, samny 1 hi darakht hy. Ab kya jungle banaoge?
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: Aj Kitna Acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs Aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr Agya...
Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....

bacha:

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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
1 Bar Jaan Mangkar Dekho,
1 Bar Yaad Karke To Dekho,
Bas 1 Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho!!
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena,
HUM Aram Kar Rahe Hai...
How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..



Think..









Say this fast in American accent.


"There was a cold day!" ;->
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
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Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P