Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
  

May, 15 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2644 views       Funny

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Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
Urgent msg to all..

if anyone want to donate their eyes..

plz contact.


Umpire Steve Buckner “He want to continue tour to Australia“

“Netra daan maha daan“

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Mere mobile ka Accident ho gaya Hai

Oor Dr Jazz ne Kaha Hai Bohat se Sms

Ki Botel charhni Paregi so Plz donate

Much more sms IT''S URGENT It''s in ICU.
Main To Phoolon Wali Razaaei Le Kar So Raha Tha "PAppu" , , ,


Kambakhat, Koi Raat Mein Phoolon Ko Paani De Geya... =P ;->
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?

Kuch Nhi..


Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
jab sey dekha tum ko yara dharkan boli dil pukara





"kahan sey a gaya yah bandar awara"
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???





Batao ???









Haar Gaye






Altaf Hussain ... ;->
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye