Yestrdy my mobile

Yestrdy my mobile
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.

Dr.NOKIA said

"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....
  

May, 21 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2183 views       Funny

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Maa Bache Baich rahen hn Kaisi Tangdasti He

Ata Chawal Mehnge Hen, Insan ki Jan Sasti He

Hakumat Ko Ghurbat Ka Pta nhi

Kitna Afsos Hota he jb Bhook Dasti Hy
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]
Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Shaadi k pehle: Darling!!
tum nahi to mai nahi... tum nahi to kuchh nahi.

Shaadi k baad: mai nahi to tum nahi... tum nahi to sab kuchh hai!


Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka







pthan heran ho kr









camery wala ha.. :p ;->
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''