B4 u Speak-Listn

B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..

Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2383 views       Funny

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One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :

Before Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage . . . Drink whenever you are HAPPY. . . ;->
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU

TEACHER :Btao ye konsa zamana hy?


Main naha rha hon



Tum naha rhe ho



Wo naha rhi hy

Ham sab naha rhe hyn

STUDENT:sir, ye

BEGHAIRTI ka Zamana hy.
Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell


Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?



Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
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NASA. . . . ;->
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are LieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who''s clock is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
"And whose clock is that? "That''s Abraham Lincoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."
Rabri asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I''m using it as a ceiling fan.
Jes Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhy Chora Hai
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“Dost”
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Yaqeen Mano
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Mobile Ki Battery 3 Se 4 Din Aaram Se Chal Jati Hai..?
Smething 4 A True Friend:
A Good FRIEND Will Cum N Bail U Out If U R In JAIL!!!
A True Friend

Cant.??
B''coz
He Is Sittin NXT To U Sayin:
Dude.. Fasss Gaye Yaar
KBC ME SHARUKH NE MUJH SE PUCHA.
WORLD KA SABSE BADA ULLU KON HAI?
MENE 1 CRORE RS. THUKRA DIYE,
LEKIN TERA NAAM NAHI BATAYA
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P