Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .
Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..
  

May, 18 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2506 views       Funny

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Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Teacher : How Do U Think Shakespare Wrote Such Master Peices ?

Student Slowly n Innocently Replies : Wid A Pencil Ma''am ;->
Mother: Beta aagey matt jao, wahan paani zyada gehra hy.

Beta: ammi myn wahan jana chahta hoon jahan abbu tair rahey hyn.

Mother: nahi beta ! un ki zindagi ka to beema ho chuka hy... :-D
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"AQQAL HO NA HO"


Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
sardar ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHA mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!