Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

May, 18 2010 152 chars (1 sms) 2125 views Funny

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Dheeru bhai from heaven

Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat

Man1- I Told My Wife D Truth Dat
I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist
Man2- Thn
Man1- Thn She Told Me D Truth Dat
She''s Seeing A Psychiatrist, 2 Plumbers
& A Bartender ;->

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

A sardar goes

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

short and sweet saying

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."

"The powers of mind

"The powers of mind

r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

.

.

.

Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo

1 kharb 1 arab 1 karor

1 kharb

1 arab

1 karor

1 lakh

1 hazar

1 so

1 dafa

I LOVE YOU

Meri jaan

Mery chand

Mery sohny

Mery pyary

PAKISTAN
kia smjhe nadaan?

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

To Be Great
Is To Be Misunderstood ...
And
I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)

~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

''Jamadarni ko impress karne ka teriqa.. Press Down!

...
...
...
...

Sadqay jaoun jamadarni ko bhi na chorna ..! :-)''

Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se

Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se

1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha

(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)

Wrna!

INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->

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Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

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