How to ask your Boss

How to ask your Boss
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
  

May, 18 2010     336 chars (3 sms)     3480 views       Funny

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