modeling offer for y

modeling offer for y

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff



Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
  

May, 06 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2159 views       Funny

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.


Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''
Women are confusing…
Before marriage they expect a man, after marriage they suspect a man, after he dies they respect the man.
How Wud u Differentiate

Between


Murgha & Murghi






Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?











Simple Hai








Throw A Stone. . .






Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha


Aur


Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...




jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
Kya Halat Hogyi Hai
Zamane Ki,

Sabko Aadat Hogyi Hai
Paise Bachane Ki,

SMS To Company Ne kab
K saste Kar Diye,

Par Fitrat Nahe Badli
Chilar Bachaney Ki..-;>
When apple is green it is ready 2 pluck n when a girl is 18 she is ready to get a...
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SHINAKHATI CARD
Hamaisha ghalat hi sochna..
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? :)
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss :)
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani :)
Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen :)
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? :(


Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain :)
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun?