AllAh Aap ki zindAgi

AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy

Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.

Aameen
  

May, 18 2010     111 chars (1 sms)     2204 views       Funny

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DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"
MERE SmS Milay?
Nahi Milay to ye Lo
SMS SMS SMS
Lo chotay Sms
sms sms sms
ye lo remix
SmS sMs smS
stylish wale Bhi Loo
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Bas?
Now your turn
1 charsi dosre se
Abe tere ko pata hai
BHARAT
or
HINDUSTAN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIA
beech men nahi aya....;-)
Angel Took Man 2 Hell there he Saw " MOLANA FAZAL-UR-REHMAN" Dancing With BIPASHA.
Man. Angel Jii Is Ki Saza itni Mazedar Kyo?
angel, SAZA tu BIPASHA ko Mili Hai :D
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
I know

U Are

So So So

BuSy

But

For


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Feeling Sweet Na . . .

Now Reply ME To Feel he Same . . . ;->