Aata ghee

Aata ghee
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k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
  

May, 19 2010     110 chars (1 sms)     2441 views       Funny

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Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
Larke Ne Larki Se Poocha : Kia Tum Pakeeza Mohabbat Par Yaqeen Rakhti Ho ?

Larki Ne Jawab Dia : Haan. . . Shru Main Tou Isi Trha Kerni Parti Hai ;->
Man Comes Home& Start Shouting
Pack Ur Bags
I Just Won 10 Million In Lottery

Wife : Do I Pack For Beach n Resort . . .

Man : Who Cares, Just Pack & Get Lost . . .
If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
When I was born
Devil said…Oh Shit!!!
Another GOOD PERSON!!!..
&
When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!!
nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho

gale milna chahte hai sab

kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.