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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho

May, 22 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2507 views Funny

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"JHOOM RE"

"JHOOM RE"
Ek sahab nAshay me LarkhratAY hUay fOOT paTH per JA rahay thay..!

Pol¡CemAn nE Roka oR poocha:Tum Jantay hO mA¡N Kon hoON?

Nashai Sahab Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha:NAHI...!

Haan agR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara ghar Kahan hai?

TO mAIN tumhaien tumharay ghar Tak Chor Aaon ga.

''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''

pathan 2 wazoo

1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye

hahahah....

paper mei is liye me

Paper mei is Liye Mere 100 Number Aaye hain pAppu...

Likh k Aaya tha...
" HAR SAWAAL KA Ek HE JAWAB ALTAF ALTAF " =P ;->

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...

The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"

The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,

In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !

CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !

EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !

PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !

SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !

&

AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!

You Are Sweet , Cute

You Are Sweet , Cute
& An Ultra-Dynamic
Personality .. !!

You Are One In A
Million With A Golden
Heart .. !!

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Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay

1..Rozana Brush karna

2..Choclate or sweets kam khana

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Muj se kabhi panga na lena...
So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

After Putting Us

After Putting Us In Fire
Of Love And You Are
Sweetly Sleeping

Nai Samajh Aai
Nalaiq ???

Ye Lo

Aggan La k Sanu Ishq
Diyan Tey Ap Mithee
Neend Sona Ae ... ;->

Brking News:

Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
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l /l\ FaRAZ
| JL ne

khud kushi ker li hai

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar

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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!

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