Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|

May, 17 2010 128 chars (1 sms) 2122 views Funny

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Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack.... :-D

Law Of Love

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!

Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Lahore Mai Kuch Dair Pehle Operation Shuru ho Chuka hai:

Aap Logon se Request Hai, Plz Dua Kijiye

Khuda Jaane Ab Kya Hoga?

Ladka ya Ladki..!! :-)

teacher sam you

Teacher: "Sam, You
Talk A Lot !"

Sam: "Its A Family
Tradition "

Teacher: "What Do
You Mean ?"

Sam: "Sir, My Grandpa
Was A Street Hawker,
My Father Is A
Professor"

Teacher: "What About
Your Mother?"

Sam: "She Is A
Woman..." ;->

Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan

Meherbaan Qadardaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri Jaan
Ye Bandar
Ab Sms Parhe Ga
Aur
Muskurayega

Aur Sms Frwrd
Ker K Apni Hushyari Dikhaye Ga

Taaliyan . . . ;->

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" We Dont Claim That We Are The Best In The World But We Are Closed To The BEst Thing In The World "

3 cockroaches are

3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????

Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)

Wonderful couples in this world

Wonderful couples in this world

Heart & beats

Night & moon

Roses & love

Fish & water

My SmS & ur smile

1 Pathan Apne

1 Pathan Apne
Rikshaw k 7 Khara Tha

1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Bola:
"Bhai Gulshan Jaoge?"

Khan:
Me Tou Chala Jaonga
Lekin Mera Rikshaw Ka Ko
Khyal Rakhega ...? ;->

InTErNATioNAL

InTErNATioNAL SurvEy sE isS bAAt kA pAtA chALA
hAi k AurtAin mArte dAm tAk SAth nAhin Chorhtien

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MARD KA NAHI FASHION KA . . . :p :d ;->

the nine most terrifying words

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

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Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

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