Khoobsurat

Khoobsurat

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Har LArki Ki Pasand !

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tumhari yaad to mujh

TuMhAri YaAd to MujhE AisE aAti hy "PAppu" , , ,

JesE Aandhi mEi ShopAr Aatay hEiN... ;->

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Ae dost teri dosti pe shak hai,

Tum dosron ko to sms kartey ho,

Tumhare inbox par hamara bhi kuch haq hai...:-D:-);-):-P

Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan

Wife: Main Jb Pooriyan Banati Hun Toh Phle Poori Kharb Banti Hai.

Pathan: O Kocha Tm Pehla Poori Banaya Hi Na Karo. :-) :-| :-D

Friends r like films,

Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->

Aik Bacha Boht

Aik Bacha Boht Der Se Ro Raha Tha.Us Ki Maan Keh Rahi Thi .Melay Bachay Ko Ta Chiye ,Tofee ,Bikit, Chips ,Du Du..?

Baby Kehta Hai Nhi Kch Nhi Bs Ait
DRL FRND =P

Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay thy

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)

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A white horse fell in the mud

-Agr tum: 0% busy ho 32% beemar ho

-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.

3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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An Excellent Road Sentence

An Excellent Road Sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go Slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

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