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I know u r too much
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.
I have a special dare 4 u.
Can you do?
if yes then the dare is!
"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
If i had A Camera..
If i had A Camera..
I Would Snap Ur
Every Moment
Every Smile
Every Memory
& Keep them in my Kitchen
.
.
.
.
to Scare Rats n Cockroachs! ;)
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.
Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.
Sardar Was Writing f
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
police
(Pak traffic police)
Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?
Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
air hostess to pathan in plane
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai.
after making
after making saawariya, wat change did sanjay leela bhansali''s life go thru???
sOcho
cOme on ur close!!
yes!!
he is nOw knOwn as sAnjAy NEELA bhAnsAli!!
"Golden Words"
"Golden Words"
Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou
''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
Murder Of English..!
Murder Of English..!
Gimme A Red Colour Pen With Any Colour Ink
U 3 Boys Go n Stand In The Four Corners Of The Class.
Both Of U 3 Come Here n Kiss Me
I Have 2 Daughters & Both Are Girlz. ;->
kEEP sM|L|NG :->
Abey apne kam se kam rakh
Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?
Aansu bola:
"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
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