Khoobsurat

Khoobsurat
Khoobsurat


6 inch Lamba


Bohat Mota


Gool Kinaray


Kala


Har LArki Ki Pasand !

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May, 22 2010     123 chars (1 sms)     2792 views       Funny

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Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

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Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja















Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja











Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
Na hawa na maya hai, Ehsaas tum ney hi jagaya hai..Hamien b msg kar k dekhlo,Company ne yeh MOBILE sirf tumhari GIRL FRND k liye nahi banaya hai.
Friends r like films, some r musical some r romantic,
some r adventurous,
some r tragedy,
some comedy but very few r OSCAR WINNERS LIKE U . . . ;->
If A Man Smiles All The Time ...




He Is Probably Selling



Something


















That Doesn''t Work ... ;->
BREAKING NEWS:

Multan mein Aaj BARAF Giri.
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1 Aadmi cycle par Baraf le kar ja raha tha.
Carrier Dhila Tha aur baraf gir gaye!
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Pathan Se Us k Dost Ne Poocha : Tum Roz Mobile Ki Nayi Battery Kion
Khareed K Laate Ho . . . ? ? ?

Pathan: Kocha Roz Msg Aata Hai


Battery Low

Battery Low . . . ;->