can u give one word in english...

can u give one word in english...
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh
  

May, 22 2010     171 chars (2 sms)     2187 views       Funny

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Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre

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bhige hont
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...




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