Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Reason Of Smile:Ek Ghar Se Har Waqt Hasne Ki Awazain Ati Thi.
Ek Din Ek Sahab Us Ghar Ki Taraf Gae K Itni Khush-Gwar Zindagi Ka Raz Malom Hoske.
Whan Jakar Pocha To Unho Ne Btaya, Ke Mere Biwi Larai Karte Waqt Mujhay Belan Se Marti Hai.
Agar Lag Jae To Wo Hasti Hai Aur Na Lage To Me Hasta Ho :-D
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
