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May, 12 2010
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mallika ko mixer pe kaam karte
Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:
Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?
Mallika: NA Re Baba!
Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)
aap ki girl friend k saharay
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
Boys have fun by teasing
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes
Girls have fun
by loving
boys
Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
aj, kal, harpal
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy
Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???
Batao ???
Haar Gaye
Altaf Hussain ... ;->
Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.
Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?
Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.
Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?
Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Muskurate Chehre Ko Rula Dete Hain Log
Khuloos-e-Ulfat Ki Kuch Aisi Saza Dete Hain Log
Barha K Baal Baghlo''n K
Haath Utha Utha K Sungha Dete Hain Log . . . ;->
2 Saal palhay meri
2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY
GEO MUSHSRAF.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Dur Se Dekha To Sher Dikh Raha Tha.
Agar Tum Me Dum He To Aage Badho Aur Dekho Ke Kya He.
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
.
.
.
Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki
Doctor: Ye White
Doctor: Ye White Tblts Subha, Red Tblts Dopeher
Blue Tblts Shaam Aur Yellow Tblts Raat Ko Khani Hyn Aur
Yaad Rakhain Tamam Tblts Pani Se Khani Hyn ...
Patient : Magar Doctor Mjhe Beemari Kia Hai ???
Doctor : Aap K Jism main Pani Ki Kami Hy ... ;->
Yaar aik warid kay card ka number send karo plz
Yaar aik warid kay
card ka number
send karo plz
(1000 wala)
jaldi...
main tumhain
1000 kay note
ka number
send kar
raha hoon.
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