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Father says to Son...
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Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
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May, 21 2010
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Shetonon k school ki atendence:
Shetonon k school ki
atendence:
yajuj majuj? yes sir!
bhot?yes sir!
drakola?yes sir!
zakut?
zakuta?
zakuta jin?
ZAKTA G
button dabana choren phe atandance bolen..->?
you know that old
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,
Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,
Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
Eating Rotten Fruit,
Eating Rotten Fruit,
Sleeping Near Drainage,
Dog Biting Twice,
Travelling In Govt Bus..
R A Million Times Better Than
Believing A Girl! ;-)
Once there was
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERSâ€
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
tum hi tu ho =p ;
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((((@ @))))
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Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
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Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
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Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
Wife: Suno G, Doctor
Wife: Suno G, Doctor ne Mujhe Ek Mahinee Aaram K Liye Kisi Beautiful Foreing Country Jaane Ka Kha Hai . . . Hum Kahan Jayenge . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Kisi Doosre Doctor k Paas. . . ;->
''Marriage is like a public toilet
''Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside
Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish Inside... Guess Wat It Is?
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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?
Raat Me Jab Sare Log
Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai..
Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai
Bolo Kyu???
Are Wo Wacth Man Hai
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