Father says to Son...

Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
  

May, 21 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2535 views       Funny

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Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony

But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy Says

Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is Stiil
On Fire. ;->
Haseen Tum Ho To Buray Hum B Nahi ,

Mehlon Mein Tum Ho To Sarkon Py Hum B Nahi ,

Dosti Kar K Kehty Ho BUSY Hoon ,

Kaan KHOOL K Sun Lo VAILAY Hum B Nahi...
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?



Ghanti Baji




Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya




Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai




HMmm





Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
Football Main Kitni Side hOti Hyn
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.Nahi Maalum . . .? ? ?






2 Sides Hoti Hyn












Inside Aur Outside . .. ;->
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
To b a "Good
Professional" Always
Start d Studies Late 4
"Exams"
Bcz
It Teaches How 2
Manage "Time" &
Tackle "Emergencies"

Back Bencherz
Association !! ;->
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!





W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !




A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!








zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
why did the grandma tie roller skates to her rocking chair....?











bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
Ab to KANJUSI chod do
plz''