Father says to Son...

Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......

May, 21 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3156 views Funny

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Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"

Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.

Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum

1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,

1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.

PAKISTAN ko world champion

Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->

2 Dost Suicide karne gae

2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Khuda muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha
hai ki Reliance mai Job.

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai

Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month

Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)

Brking News:

Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab Apna inbox delet kardain
l----l---
l ''-.o
l /l\ FaRAZ
| JL ne

khud kushi ker li hai

Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?

Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?

Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao

Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo

Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro

Phir

Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

pathan ki pitai

Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“

Girl’s father: “main nahin

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

Most Relationship Fail

Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->

tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti

Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

WAPDA

WAPDA walon ka kehna hai k sirf June tak hi awam ko loadshedding ki takleef bardashat karni hogi
Qk
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Uske baad to aadat ho jayegi.

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