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Father says to Son...
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Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
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May, 21 2010
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Girl’s father: “main nahin
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Are u free now Whn
Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?
Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''
Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',
Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,
Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .
Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .
Tabb
Aisa
Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
What Is D Moral Of The
What Is D Moral Of The
Movie ''Love Story 2050'' ?
Thandi Ke Mausam Me Kabhi
"Ice Cream"
Nahi Khana Chaiye. :)
tum hi tu ho =p ;
////////
((((@ @))))
( ! )
Kon hai yeh?
Kon hai?
Nahi pata na?
Lekin u fone walon se pochiye
Kehte hain
"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->
CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION.
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I Proud Being Ur Friend
I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I
L = Luvly
A = Attractive
N = Noble
T = Tangible
I = Intelligent
In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
Sign Board Outside A Repair Shop ...
"We Can Repair Anything ...
Plz Knock Hard On The Door ,
The Bell Doesn''t Work ..." ;->
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye
Wo Soye Huey Thay
Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye
Hum Soye Huey Thay
Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge . . . ;->
We Must Believe In
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
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