Father says to Son...

Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
  

May, 21 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2739 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS
ATM @ Tariq Road Is
Jammed & Not In Working
Condition




Bcoz



Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
It Said
"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..." ;->
1friend:
Yaar Mera Mobile Kharaab Hogaya Hai
Koi Acha Sa Dentist Batao
2friend: "Dentist Wo Kiu?
1friend:
Yar Mere Mobile Ka Bluetooth Kharab Ho Gya Ha

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->


Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon

Dr. Ny Uski Ankhon Ko Check Kia
Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.

Larka. Tu Phr Newspaper Me
Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt


Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai
Rail ke dabbey mein ye qissaa huaa
ek bachchaa zor se rone lagaa

maa ne samajhaane kii koshish kii bahot
us ko bahalaane kii koshish kii bahot

thak ke aaKhir loriiyaan gaane lagii
bijaliyaan kaano par barasaane lagii

das minute tak loriiyaan jab vo gaa chukii
til-milaa kar bol uthaa ek aadmii..

"Behanjii, itnaa karam ab kiijiiye
loriyan bend kiijiiye or is bachche ko rone diijiiye!"
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey