Majnoo Laila Ki

Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.

Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.

Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?

May, 18 2010 130 chars (1 sms) 2663 views Funny

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Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han

Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.

bachpan mei ki muhab

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->

a man was injected

A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??

Think

Think Harder

Coz

He Was Already
Dead.. ;->

2 Sardar bank

2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

A rose is always a rose

A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground...Same way U r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...

funnyyyyyyyyY....

Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..

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tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....

Plz Don''t Neglect

Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..

A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->

boy my gf broke up

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

Funny

Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/

i m sending this foo

i m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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''''APRIL FOOL''''

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