1 waqt tha ap k message aise ate the jaise kisi ne ap k sar pe pistol rakha howa hai
aur wo ap se message karwa raha hai magr ab lagta hai k us ne goli mar di.
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.
Dear Customer.
u hve subscribed kanjuci package now u can enjoy saving of sms.
Ur subscription title Kanjus is Valid till ALLAH gives u tofiq to send sms.
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Pota: Dadaji, Aap Ke Saare Daant Hain, Lekin Daadi Ji Ke Ek Bhi Nahi, Aisa Kyun? Dada: Beta Baat Aisi Hai, Main Doodh Bahut Peeta Tha Aur Teri Daadi Ganna Bahut Choosti Thi. Samjhdar Like Kare
