''Tusi boht great ho........

''Tusi boht great ho........

Rusgulay di plate ho......

coce di krate ho........

ande da aamlate ho.......\''

May, 24 2010 118 chars (1 sms) 3105 views Funny

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Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

pandit1ur son is po

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Man to barber: cut my hair short.

Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

1frnd: Yar Shadi K 10 Sal B

Meri Mohabbat Ki Garmi

Me Koi Fark Nahi Aaya

2frn: O Really

1frnd: Yes Ye Alag Bat Hai K Meri Wife

Ko Meri Grlfrnd Ka Pata Chal Jaye

Toh Wo Mera Khoon Pee Jaye.

''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI

''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUS WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''

pathan apne biwi k saath ja raha tha

Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.

''Baat Baat Pr Ye

''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna Achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKA" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''

A young frog goes 2

A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........

true fact

T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->

Judge - Sach Sach

Judge - Sach Sach
BtaoTum Ne Apni Biwi
Per Kis Waja Se Haath
Uthaya Tha

Mulzim - 3 Baato''n Ki
Waja Se
1. Us ki Kamar Meri
Taraf Thi
2. Us k Haath Me Belan
Nhi Tha
3. Aur Sab Se Bari
Waja, Mere Bhaagne k
Liye Darwaza Khula
Tha ... ;->

[bWen things go wrong,

[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!

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''Tusi boht great ho........

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