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may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
  

May, 14 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     2020 views       Funny

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Meri Har Zarurat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Mre DiL Mai Bani Murat Mere Dost Jc Hai

Yun Mat Kaho Mra Dost BANDAR Jsa Hai

U Kaho BANDAR Ki Surat Mere dost Jc Hai!.. ;->
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpa
who died peacefully in his sleep
not screaming
like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..
Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
Ciggerete Ek Lanat Hai . . .





Jo Humare Nau-Jawano Ko Tabah Ker Rahi Hai . . .




Aao Mil K Is Lanat Ka Khatima Karen . . .






1 Packet Aap Khatam Karo



1 Packet Hum Khatam Kerte Hain . . . ;->


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Tum


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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)
Wada kro...

Wada kro k tum zindgi ki har cheez mujhsey share kro gy.

Wada kro.

Khushi,

Ghum,

Dukh,

Sukh,

DarD,

Or

Apne mobile ka balance B...!!!

wada???:p
Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.

Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
Mathematician
Marries A Girl
After Marriage She
Asks Him: How Do I
Look ?

Mathematician:
Tan C / Sin C =
Sin C / Cos C . Sin C
= 1 / Cos C
= Sec C ... ;->