What do you do

What do you do
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand Grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back :)
  

May, 22 2010     94 chars (1 sms)     2351 views       Funny

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Aik shaks punjabi se yaar ager mai tumharay sir pe goli maru to? punjabi: yaar mai mar jawan ga yehi sawal angrez se angrez: i will be die. pathan se: pathan: yaar sher wala goli maray ga ya ponstan wala......
Admi Dukan Dar Se: Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
Q : Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans : Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.
Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man''s 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows; the more you suppress it, the more it grows.
Larki k Galon Pr Gulab Ki Patti Pyar Se MArne Pr Responces:

English Girl : U r Too Naughty Sweet HEart !!

Urdu: Na KAru Jano

Punjabi : Para Hat Way Haram Deya
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen


Apsey pehley kaheen





















hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.


"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.