''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"

''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"
''Kahan se dhoond k lao gay Wafa is jahan main "FARAZ"



Jo jata tha BILLO k ghar Ab kehta hy:

PREETO mery naal wiyaah kar lay''
  

May, 24 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2133 views       Funny

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Zardari K Ley Bura Waqt Kab Ho Ga?

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Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
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