mother 2 docotr on p

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

May, 06 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 2533 views Funny

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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00

1 Krayedar Ne Raat 1:00 Pm Bje Malak Mkan Ka Door Khtkhtaya

Or Kaha K Me 5 Month Ka Kraya Ada Nhi Kr Skta.

Malak Mkan Ne Kaha K Ye Baat To Tum Mujhe

Morning Bhi Bta Skte The.

Krayedar Ne Kaha Mene Socha

K Is Tenshion Me

Akela Hi Kyun Jagta Rahun.

air hostess to pathan in plane

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?

Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)

aap sherwaani main aik dam

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->

A : u r Active

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…

Pathan BhaI sE kisi

Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi

"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->

pathan: me ne

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.

LUNCH AUR DINNER

Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.

Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!

What Is The Meaning Of

What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???

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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay

Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......

customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)

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