Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
  

May, 25 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     3094 views       Funny

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Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard

"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “

A Silent Msg For All . . .
1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The
May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->
Jaha Dekho
Jidhar Dekho
Aap k liye sab ki zuban pe 1 hi bat



"Ma Ka Ladla Bigad Gaya"
Janix yEh Sms Naya
Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->


man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????

Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Q: Maa Apni Jawaan Betiyon K Sath Ghoomay
Jaye To Bhala Kaum Aitraaz Kar Sakta Hai??
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A: Jawaan Betiyaan.
Newton Suiside After Watching Pakistaani Movie

U Know Y............?

Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
A Pakistani was traveling from London to America by a plane,

There were one American, one Russian, one Indian and some other passengers.

Suddenly something went wrong pilot alarmed that plane lost it''s control and some of the passengers have to jump out to rescue the rest of them.

Firstly the American jumped out saying "Best America"

again the condition didn''t change then the Russian jumped out from the plane saying "Best Russia".

But the condition still the same.

The next is Muslims turn he hesitated for a moment and pulled out the Indian by saying "ALLAH-o-AKBAR"