Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
  

May, 25 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2689 views       Funny

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Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
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If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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For Weeks ... ;->


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Why Do People Say
That
Love Is Like A Butterfly .... ???


























Because
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"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
A pathan & his wife were waiting for train.
Itne me KHYBER MAIL aa gai.
khan bhag k train me charha or apni wife se bola: Jab KHYBER FEMALE aye to aajana . . . ;->
Customer: ''I''ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can''t get through to enquiries, can you help?''.
Operator: ''Where did you get that number from, sir?''.
Customer: ''It was on the door to the Travel Centre''.
Operator: ''Sir, they are our opening hours''.
9876543210

Ye

Mera

Naya

Number

Mat Samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!