Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

May, 25 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2597 views Funny

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Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Pray

Pray

-
Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

"Job in Trafic Police"

"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.

Whn V Drink

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven

Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

Meaning Of A B C D E F G

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

While Reverse The Letters

G F E D C B A

Girls Forget Everything Done Catch Bakra Again. . . ;->

charsi qabrestan me chars pi raha tha

Aik Charsi Qabrestan Me Chars Pi Raha Tha
Police Aagai
To Charsi Ny Chars Chopa Diya
Police:Kia Kar Rahy Ho
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon
Police:Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai,
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha... ;->

aaj ka thought

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya

1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Ap dhond kar dikhao!

Acha

Tareef ke qabil

Pyara dikhne wala

Sweet

Smart

Chand se pyara

Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai

main hoon naa.->

faqeer rupia dede b

Faqeer
Rupia Dede Baba"
.
Aadmi
"Sharam Nahi Aati
Itne Hattay Kattay Khubsurat Nojwan
Ho K Bheek Mangte Ho''?
.
Faqeer
"Acha To Phir Apni Behen Ka Rishta Dede"..

Supply Plz

Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )

teenage girl was

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.

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Girlfriend: And are you sure

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