Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
  

May, 25 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2880 views       Funny

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Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...
agar ap chand hotey(khuda na karey)to kya hota,






Chandni raat na hotee aur sirf andhera hee andhera hota
Santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...

Santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

*A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn''t need.*


What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo

Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano