Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
  

May, 25 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2438 views       Funny

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''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,


K Hum So Gay To.











Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Puri botal na sahi,
Ek jaam to ho jaye,
Milna na sahi dua salam to ho jaye,
Jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai kam se kam
unhe bukhar na sahi,Zukam to ho jaye..
Impact of Movies:

Teacher- who is mahatma Gandhi?

Student- He is d 1 who helped Munna Bhai

to impress his girlfriend!! !
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?












,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D


Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
Lardka: tumari ankhen ktni haseen hai,

Lardki: Choro na,

Lardka: Tumhare baal ktne khobsurat hai,

Lardki: Choro na, App B.

Lardka: Itne der se chor hi to raha tha..
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .
Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
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