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you love me and no one else?
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Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bha
Mere Dukho''n Ki Dhanak Main Rung Na Bhar
Mohabbat Aur Nafart Ki Jung Na Ker
Khushi Mere Ghum K Sung Na Ker
It Means
Pappu Yaar Tung Na Ker . . . ;->
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
4 Years
4 Years
40 Subjects
400 Practicals
4000 Lectures
40000 Submissions
A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called
** DOCTORS **
1 aadmi bike pe ja raha tha
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
y r u under tension?
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?
stdnt-No Sir!
By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.
Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.
Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
High clas insult:
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
Why Do We Close Our Eyes
Why Do We Close Our Eyes
When We Pray
When We Cry
When We Dream
When We Miss Sum One
Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!
Ek Bar Terrorist
Ek Bar Terrorist
Ne Budhiya Ke Paas
Bomb Rakh Diya.
Log Chillaye
Budhiya Bomb,
Budhiya Bomb
Woh Sharma
Kar Boli-
Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy U r Sad
If U Feel A Bit Dizzy
U r Sad
Not Feeling Well
And
U Are Craving 4 Something Sweet
Do U Know What''s Wrong Wid U . . . .? ? ?
U Are Suffering From
VITAMIN ''''Me''''
Deficiency ;->
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
SANTA : Yaar Banta Meri 1 Problem He !
Oye Yaar Meri Beti Jawan Ho Gau He!
BANTA : Yar Usme Kya He Teri Beti Ko Border Par Bhej De!
sab hamse hr cheez m
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
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