Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

May, 25 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2642 views Funny

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mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli

mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli

Three dreams of a man:

Three dreams of a man:

To b as handsome as his mother thinks..

To b as rich as his child believes..

To have as many women as his wife suspects... ;->

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"

1 memon subha so ko utha to

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

mummy dady and baby sitting together

Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

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Q?

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Taa K
Mummy Dady Se,
Dady Baby Se,
Baby Mummy Se,
Dady Mummy Se,
Baby Dady Se,

ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)

teachr tum bade ho

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:"DADDY

Call Me Now

Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.

Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!

Quitters Never Win

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

What Is The Similarity

What Is The Similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

Sender: SWEET +92??????????

Sender:
SWEET
+92??????????

Sender:
CHARMING
+92xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no)

Sender:
ADOREABLE
+9298xx?????? (next two digits)

Sender:
LOVEABLE
+92XXXXXX???? (next two digits)

Sender:
1&ONLY ______ (Name)
+92XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no)

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??

SardAr Ne KahA:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->

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Girlfriend: And are you sure

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