Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: And are you sure


Girlfriend: And are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday
  

May, 25 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2862 views       Funny

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aaj raat chandani hai,




kal raat b shayad ho
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''

BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
Husband ask,"Do u know meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Everytime!!!"Wife replies,"It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!
Ek Adbi Shair Mulahiza Famaiye Ga

Arz Kia Hai


Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .


Zara Gaur Farmayega

Aage Barho , Aasman Choolo . . .





Paapi Paapi, Paapi Choolo . . . ;->
Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .






And Say . . . . .








"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them