Astronomers say

Astronomers say
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
  

May, 25 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     1970 views       Funny

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Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
1 admi car main 2 lrkiyon k 7 betha hai.
Car ka No. 2989 hai,
jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
un larkyon say rishta hai.Batao kia rishta hoa?
Its challenge 4 u.
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)


“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
[bWen things go wrong,

Wen sadnes fills ur Heart,

Wen tears flow in ur eyes,

Always say these words....

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A ganpat chal daru la!


Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...



warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->
''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
Gaalib ne apni mashooka ko date par bulaya, Wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya ''Falak pe sitaron ko neend aa rahi hai, Dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai''
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)