Astronomers say

Astronomers say
Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
  

May, 25 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2108 views       Funny

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A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
''Meri muskuraht par aitraz mat kar ae dost
.
.

.
Tujhey dekh kar to kisi ki bhe hasi nikal sakti hai..!@''
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?

A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
An Accountant

Is A Person

Who Looks At A Girl

Measuring

36-28-36

And

Simply Sayz

"100" ... :p ;->


Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye
to Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena !

Agar Larkay Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Sharaab Pee Kar Aaya hai !

MORAL .

ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkay Ko...

KAMEENA

Hamesha
Larka hi ho ta hai.


GEO KAMEEENO
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->


Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)


Son: Daadi Ap Kya Tv Per Aati Hein?

Daadi: Ni Beta

Son:To Phir Ami Kyn Keh Rahi Thi K Tmhari Daadi Anay Wali Ha Ab Roz Darama Hoga:-)
shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,



mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
Niche aapke liye ''DUSMANI'' ka gift hai

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danda hai, sir pe maro na tab akal thikane ayegi, dusmani me bhi gift chaiye.!

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->