sabhi pakistan waasiyo se

sabhi pakistan waasiyo se


Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!
  

May, 05 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2724 views       Funny

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