sabhi pakistan waasiyo se

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

May, 05 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 2764 views Funny

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whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

whAt is uRs'' bUt u dOnt uSe iT..!

think..!
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.dOnt giVe uO...U sTill hAv A lOt Of t|me...!
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k...i''ll tell u...!

iT''s uR brAin....tRying tO scrOll dOwn bUt nOt uSinG uR brAin :->

teacher what is

~> Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"

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~> Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

O Frnd Jee

O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->

yamraj took man to hell.....

yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...

Twice h0liday in A Week

Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?

Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!

What Will Bunty Say

What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!

Q: Agar William Shakespeare

Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Socho Socho…..
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Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer…

Girl To Her Boy Friend :

Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...

WOH KAHATE

WOH KAHATE HAI HUM SE KE AAPKA MESSAGE CHURAYA HUWA HOTA HAI,
YU TO NET PAR SMS KA KHAZANA HOTA HAI,
KUCHCH TO KADAR KAR LO ZALIM,
AAKHIR SELECTION TO HAMARA HOTA HAI

Press Down if u

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can''t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

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