Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!