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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
nahi pata..??
answer) D-Cold
Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?
this is quite simple...
answer) D''Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
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golden words tum
Golden Words:
Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat
Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!
< Asif Ali Zardari >
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab sidhu laughter challenge main
hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
bas kar mere BAAP
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ
KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,
MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI
KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe
LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR
RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab
ApP Ko PaTa NaHe
ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->
Tab tak pyar se
Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare
Phone ki ring baji
Phone ki ring baji.
Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband: Maine mana kiya that...
Wife: Phone mere liye tha!
I like 3 things...
I like 3 things...
Pizza...
Pepsi...
& you...
Pizza to eat...
Pepsi to drink...
& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
light aa rahi hai?
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola: Oh no
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
LIFE IS 5 STAR . . .
KIND STAR IS
MOTHER,ACTION STAR IS FATHER,ULTEMATE STAR IS
TEACHER,TOP STAR ISLOVER&THE SUPER STAR IS
FRIEND LIKE "hAmY" ;->
Pappu excitedly announced
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
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A) "Something"... ;->
dangerous position in which to sleep
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep
Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
CALL karne se jo darty hain..
BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???
Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
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