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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
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Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
nahi pata..??
answer) D-Cold
Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold
chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?
this is quite simple...
answer) D''Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
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Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye
Munna Bhai: Circuit Ye BoyFrnd - GirlFrnd Kia Hota Hai . . . ? ? ?
Circuit: Kuch Nahi Bhai Bas Larka - Larki Hote Hyn
Jis Main Ek Muskurati Hai
Aur
Ek Khracha Krta Rhta Hai Bus . . . ;->
fool nebrfoolon ki
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!
If You Tried Your Best
If You Tried Your Best
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You Failed
The Lesson You Would Learn
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"NEVER TRY IT AGAIN" ;->
Ham pani kyun peety hain? .
Ham pani kyun peety hain?
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socho socho
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Lo sun''lo,
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Ham pani kha nhi sakty, Isliye, Peety hain;-)
Aaap main say
Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-
A Nobel Award
A Nobel Award Winner Dedicated His Novel To His Wife
And
Wrote Its Dedicated My Wife
Bcoz
In her Absence I Could Complete This Book ....
be your style
I f
A t
F i r s t
Y o u
D o n '' t
S u c c e e d ,
F a i l u r e
M a y
B e
Y o u r
S t y l e ... =P
teri dosti ko me nib
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga
Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga
Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost
Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
In A Marriage. . .
In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey
Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey
Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo
Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->
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