Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!
  

May, 18 2010     257 chars (2 sms)     4685 views       Funny

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fraud wid inocent gurl,

frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,

flirt wid freaky gurl,

luv wid cute gurl,
n
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"jesi ammi kehti hain"


Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Bakhtawar : Papa Ap Ko Pata Hai Kiya AATA, CHAWAL, Kis Rung K Hote Hain?

Zardari : Beta White

Bakhtawar : Jhoot Wo Toh Black Hote Hain
Professor- Would You Like To Marry

A Girl 20yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs Older To You?

Student- It Depends On Who''s Is Beautiful,

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mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
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Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
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Cute As Elephant

Smart As Sarda

Active As Turtle

Fit As Hippo

&

Mature As Monkey


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Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->
What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?


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Bolo bolo



.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
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Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
Ae Dost Baandh Le Kafan Me Botal Kabr Me Baith Kar Piya Karenge

In Ladkiyon Se To Bewafai Mili

Ab Bhootniyo Se Pange Liya Karenge.