K.E.S.C Light Controller

K.E.S.C Light Controller
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2142 views       Funny

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