K.E.S.C Light Controller

K.E.S.C Light Controller
K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     175 chars (2 sms)     2237 views       Funny

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Ach''hon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Ach''he Ho.
Sach''chon Se Bhi Ziada Tum Sache Ho.
Maine Us Se Kaha Mujhe Tum Se Mohobat Hai.
Us Ne Kaha Sharm Karo Abhi Tum Bache Ho)~
Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.


Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
Jitni Chahat Se Tumhain Dekha Hai

Itni Chahat Se Kuch Aur Nahi Dekha

Dekhne Do Apne Chehre Ko Jee Bhar Ker Humain

Muddat Hui In Aankhon Ne Koi BEGAIRAT Nahi Dekha ;->

Ghareeb Ghurba,

Becharey,

Miskeen,

Lachaar,

Dukhi,

Pareshaan,

Khasta Haal,

Afsurda

Be-Sharam,

Dukho''n k Maarey

Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey

Zindagi Se Tung

Udaas

Halaat k Maarey

Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log



Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY


JB

LOG HUMAY


KISSSSSSSSSSS


KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


.
Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain








Or Neechay
















Thora Or Neechay






















Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->
What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

































Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->
MATAN ready ?

Yes boss


FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...