K.E.S.C Light Controller

K.E.S.C Light Controller

Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->

May, 17 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2765 views Funny

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Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???

Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,

Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

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This Is My Kidney

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K

Wife : Sunye Rat Ko Mai Kawab Dekha K Ap Ne
Mujhe Naye Kapre Karidney k Lye 2 Hazar Rupee Diye Ha Ap YaqaNan kud Ko itna Bare Dil Wala Sabit
kare Ga Jitna Mai Ne Kawab Mai Dekha

Husband : Ha Bagum Tum Wo 2 Hazar Apne Pas Hi
Rakho jo Mai Ne tumhien Khawab Mai Diye the . . ;->

LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Sorry Dude No More Supposition

U Are An Idiot . . . :

Disco Dance Karte Howe

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se

Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do

Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai

Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Urgent mSg... Misomi komura.

Urgent mSg...

Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.

Soch Kya Raha Hain?

Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P

KArAchi RoCk3rS

If Someone Asks Me

If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?

I Wud Sit Next To You,

Pull You Close To Me,

Put My Arms Around You

And Say Proudly ...

"Loving Animals"

That''s Humanity ... ;->

Hey ! Do u want a new ring tone? wait 5,,,secs..

Hey !

Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..

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03

02

01

) " (
/ ).)... PüRRRR
L./L./

Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"

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