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Niyat Krta Hoon Main
2 Ghante Light Le Jane Ki
Wasty Apni Hukumat K
Zulm Ghareeb Awaam Pr
Haath Mera Switch Ki taraf

Le Phir Gai ... ;->

May, 17 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2424 views Funny

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saala movie bana raha hai

Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...

Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

Ali Rides A C

Ali Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast Suddenly He Stops Y?
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Because He Reaches His House

What is the difference Between

What is the difference
Between

1)Call Girl
2)Girl Friend
3)Wife?

Ans:
1)Prepaid
2)Postpaid
3)Unlimited

.......>?

1 ch0te bache

1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?

What iS The OppisiTe Of Nokia . . . . ?
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Any Guess !
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No !
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NoT To WorrY !
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iT''s !
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Yeskia . . . . . ;->

A chinti saw

A chinti saw a box of gur & felt excited.
She went to taste it.Suddenly she saw a chinta
& left the gur & went to him.Y?
Kyunki...Gur Nalon Ishq Mitha!

Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya.

Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . .

Zaman Bohat Kharab Hai . . .

Boy To Girl: Kia Main Aap Ka Haath Choom Sakta Hoon . . . ?

Girl: Kion Maire Honton Pe Kaante Lage Hain Kia . . . ? ;->

raat

Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai..

AKBAR LAYA 3 GHORE ...

Arz kia hy...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...

Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

i haven tasted food

A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->

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