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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)
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Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Suno gaur se PEPSI walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEW pila lo..
Sabse aage hoga Nimbu paani!!
Humne piyaaa hai………….tum bhi piyo!!!!
Joke in 1 word
Joke in
1 word
"sardar"
Joke in
2 words
"Intelligent
sardar"
Joke in
3 words
"sardar Playing
Chess"
Joke in
4 words
"sardar Wins
The Game"
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
If You Are Job Less ... !
If You Are Job Less ... !
Then
Scroll ... !!!
Kerne Se Kuch Bhi Nahi Milega ... ;->
A KISS ...
A KISS ...
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
"OEYEEEEE"
"OEYEEEEE"
Msg Bhej
Varna
Teri...?
Teri Marzi,
Na Bhej yaar,
gusa kyn krty ho.... ;) ;)
bhikari 1 rupia ded
Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho
Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->
SMS BHEJO WARNA
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
Journalist To Meera:
Journalist To Meera:
Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?
Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?
Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->
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