''kash tum BAKRI hote,

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  3. ''kash tum BAKRI hote,
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''
  
May, 24 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2837 views       Funny

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