Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
  

May, 20 2010     264 chars (2 sms)     2050 views       Funny

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Ek Pathan Ka Murgi Beemar Huwa...





Tu Mugri KTeek Hone Par1 "Cow"
Zibah Kardi..;-)!
Wife: jb tm DESI sharab pite ho to mjhe PARO khte ho!

Jb WHISKY pite ho to DARLING khte ho,

aaj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Sardar:Aaj mei hosh mei hon!


Memon Apne Bache
Ko mar Rha Tha
Us k Dost Ne Pocha-Q
Mar Rahe ho
Memon Ye Toilet Jana
Chahta H
Dost-Tou Kia Hua, Jne
Do
Memon-Nhi, Isy Phr
Bhool :age Gi ;->
Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi


Wah .. Wah.... Wah



Door Se Dekha To Baarish Gir Rahi Thi

Wah


Paas Gaya To Bheeg Gaya!
Raat ko ek larki ne car ko rukne ka ishara kia , car kareeb aa ke ruki tu larki boli " i am sorry main samjhi taxi hai"
car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha


Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''
Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
''I want U to know that U are very important to me, It''s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON''T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...''
height of foolishness

A girl having a bath in a transparent glass bathroom.

And two boys fighting to peep through the key hole...! :D


Teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.