Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

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  3. Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
  
May, 20 2010     264 chars (2 sms)     2475 views       Funny

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Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)
karachis girls


Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??
Kutte ke chaar pair Q hote he??






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Ab ye tumse accha koun janta he?
The most rommantic country of the world?
The most rommantic country of the world?



guess!




pakistan
u know y?




har raat candle light dinner :-)
(thanks to W.A.P.D.A & KESC)
1 Hand on Horn
1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

&

Both Eyes On Girlz


WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...
Do u kno which
Do u kno which is D oldest animal in D world?



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Give up?


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Wel its,



Zebra-Coz its still in black and white
To Ask For Their Money Back.
Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To School?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........
mera number change ho ghaya hai.........




Bilkul bewaqoof ho tum, mobile naam show b ho raha hai aur tum maan ghaye,

kee banney gha tera
hello.. hello.. hello..
hello..

hello..

hello..

hello..

Aawaaz nahin aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab aawaaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahin?..

..Aawaaz ayege bhi kaise?

Pagal ye to sms aya hai!:-)
app ko sil ki gahraioon se
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fitay moun
SMS ek bimari hai jo
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai

Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.

Ek Call rooz app karo

baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge

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