Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

May, 20 2010 264 chars (2 sms) 2842 views Funny

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Bakri chari pahar

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..

Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->

tu lang ja saadi khair a

Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.

Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"

Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"

Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"

Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy says, thanks for the warning!

2 kids wr lying 2get

2 kids wr lying 2gethr in 1 bed in same blnket

1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?

2nd: Mjhy nai pta

1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr wo blankt k andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm lrki ho"

2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
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1st: Q k mere blue socks hai, or tmhare pink hai.

Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN mat socha karo.. ;->

A Neighbor Loses His Job

"R e c e s s i o n"
Is When
A Neighbor Loses His Job ...

"D e p r e s s i o n"
Is When
You Lose Yours ... =P ;)

Impact of Movies:

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

jis larki pe nzar rakhta

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi

NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi

"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,

BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->

Sardar was traveling in train

Sardar was traveling in train

A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up

Sardar complained to the Railway Officer

THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

Just Say 3 Wordz

Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go

4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"

WHY R DOCTOR’S

WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

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