Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
  

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more Funny SMS Messages

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P
Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P


Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)



Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"



"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".
Teri Jheel Si Aankhon Me. . .




Doob Jaaane Ko Dil Chahta Hai








Agar Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Tou Suno




















"GHURRRUP" . . . ;->
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
.
.
.
Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
.
.
Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
.
.
.
Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
.
.
.
.
Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
.
.
.
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



then...





then....







......












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look in the Dictionary... ;->

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE


Example:

3+3=?


Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)