Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
  

May, 20 2010     264 chars (2 sms)     3206 views       Funny

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Tere Naal Dosti Aakhri Sah Tak Nibawange

Tere Pairan Thalle Assi Ta Talliyaan Tikaawange

Jado Marzi Parakh Lai Mere Dosti Nu

Teri Mashook Assi Phasavange. . . ;->
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
Bhol k bhi kisiko na
rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
hansana,


Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



90
pay phone lagana




"THOK DENGE"


saaley k
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful












Monkey ... ;->
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!
Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->


Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,






Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,







Apka Reply aye ya na aye,



Lekin...







Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
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Avi Msg
Sent u Avi
Perh Lu Avi
Tey 4Wd vi ker Du
Avi
Note-[Thora Hass Vi Lu Avi]''
Ek pathan or sardar ki khob pitai hue.
Dono birthday party me muft ka khana khaty huay pakray gaye or kehne lagay,
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“Hum larki walo ki taraf se hain“
Ek Pathan Bakri Lay Kr DAEWOO Mein Sawar Hua,

To Logon Ny Usy Boht Peeta

Jawab Mein Wo Bola.,

Mre Naal Ladies Na Hoondi Tey
Main Toanoo Dasda...=P;->