Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

May, 20 2010 264 chars (2 sms) 2208 views Funny

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Boy:Darling

Boy:Darling Hamare pyar ke bare mein kisi ko mat batana.

Girl: Sana ko to zaroor bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga jo tujhse pyar karega

dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Ek larki ka dil sab sy zaida kab dukhta hai?

Jb wo kisi kaam wali ko apna
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THESE MIRRORS YAAR!

abey haan ab mootne de gi ya nahi

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or kaha tum majno ho? Wo
bola haan
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Because It Was

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In Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR:

1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
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DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

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BATHROOM
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Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
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SMS
Din main
SMS
Raat main
SMS
Ghar main
SMS
Office main
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Jeena
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Akhir kiya hai ye SMS..?

S=SUB
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''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
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DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

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What is at the end of "everything" ?

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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

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