Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

May, 20 2010 264 chars (2 sms) 3083 views Funny

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Farishte Ne Memon Se Puchha,
"Batao Tum Dozakh Me Jana Chaho Ge Ya Jannat Me?"

Memon Ne Chaalaki Se Puchha,
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wife tum toh chaht

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

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Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
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Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
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Har Baat Se Inkar Nahi Hota,

Har Raasty Par Intezar Nahi Hota,

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i mis u, i love u, i like u, tu meri jan,

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i love u,
i like u,
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tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham

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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai....
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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

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