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What’s the diff between
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Its God''s responsibility
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)
“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “
When Words Fail Eyes Work . . . .
When Words Fail
Eyes Work . . . .
When Eyes Fail
Heart Works . . . .
When Heart Fails
Aby Scroll Kia Kr Raha Hai
Samajh K Tapak gaya Maamu ;->
open many doors for him
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for him..
Push and Pull
Hi ! What r U doing
Hi ! What r U doing?Agar AAP ke paas zara waqt ho to Mere ek sawal ka jawab do.
Sawal hai Ke wo konsa jaanwar hai.
Jo is waqt Mera SMS parh raha hai.reply?
Heartbeats are countle
Heartbeats are countless
....
Spirits are ageless
....
Dreams are endless
.....
Memories are timeless
....
A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He
Nurse Se bola
LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
Nurse: No
Bacha Bola:
Oh Shit
PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun.. ;->
Tujhko Kya Bhejon
Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?
Barish Ki Pehli Boond?
Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?
Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?
Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?
Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya
Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?
Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Girl’s father: “main nahin
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
pehle insaan ki nationality
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?
Boy: Pakistani.
Teacher: Woh Kese?
Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni
Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
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