BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."