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May, 15 2010
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''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Ek bacha apne
Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.
Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->
l:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
today if anyone prai
Today if anyone praises U 4 UR:
1.SMARTNESS
2.NATURE
3.STYLE
4.ATTITUTE
Kick them
how dare they
Can Fool U
before APRIL 1st....;->
Agar Aap Mein TALENT Hy
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
''Shohr apni biwi se,"
''Shohr apni biwi se,"Hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfain jaan-e-tamana KHUDA QASAM Agli bar "Khaane" main baal aaya to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga.....''
gadhi ne gadhe se pu
Gadhi Ne Gadhe Se Pucha
Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu?
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Gadhe Ne Kaha
Bilkul "Kareena Kapoor."
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad
Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?
Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?
Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main
Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???
Height Of TexTinG . . .
Height Of TexTinG . . .
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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Ek Memon Ne Wakeel
Se Mashwara Krne K Baad
20 Rs Diye
Wakeel Ne Pucha:
Ye Mere Secertry k
Liye Hyn Ya Peon K Liye
Memon Bola:
Ye Tum Teeno''n k Liye
Hyn ... ;->
Load Shading
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...
Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
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