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Ka Khil Khilana
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Ab To Bas Kardo...
Ladko Ko Patana...
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May, 15 2010
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Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?
Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?
Think
Think Hard . . .
Quite Easy . . .
Aray Idiot
Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
U can control your Breath but not Death
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not
LOOSE MOTION
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
21st Century.... Good/Bad???
Our communication - Wireless
Our dress - Topless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Boss - Brainless
Our Salary - Very less . . .
exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
Purpose Of Life . . .
Purpose Of Life . . .
GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say
"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Memon 0r sunao thanda piyo ge ya garam?
Mehman:thanda or garam dono!
Memon:jao shazia ek glass fridge se or ek glass geezr se pani la do... :p ;->
Funny
"Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:
"Jan Kia Pakay He Aj Khane Me?
biwi (Gusse se)
"Zeher"
Husband:
Kha Kar So Jana Me Dair Se Aaonga:-pp
Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...
"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."
0321*6307893
Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
wo keh k chaley k ab hum sirf
Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,
Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Hum Aise Dost Hain Aap K
Jisko Dekho to Khuwab
Socho to Khayal
Mehsoos Karo to Khushbu
Aazmao to Sacha Dost
Or
Bhool Jao to Aapki Aisi ki Taisi. :-)
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