Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     347 chars (3 sms)     2044 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHAND TAREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HANS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DAANT" tor don.''
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?

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DOOR SE
If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
Aankhon me Jab Kabhi Tasveer Aap ki aati hay...


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Hum..

Lahol Wala..

Parh lete hain..

Tabiyat Sanmbhal..

Jati hay...
Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or Ankh lag gayi thi sir
Difference Between School &
College:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Back
Bench..

But In College If You Were
Late,
You Had To Sit On First
Bench.. :)
Maine Kaha Dilruba

Usne kaha BAlance Bhejwa

Maine kaha Paise Nahi

Usne Kaha Kaise nahi

Maine Kaha Mehangai Hai

Usne kaha tu Mera Bhai ha
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,




Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
YEh Tumhara Problem Kiya Hai?



Tumhein Koi or Kam Nahi Hai Kia??



Har Waqt Pregant hi rehtay Ho ...



Jab bhi Msg Karoon tumhari Delivery report aa jati hai .
All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->


Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->