Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
  

May, 15 2010     347 chars (3 sms)     2469 views       Funny

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A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''

Kon Kehta Hai Tum Bewafa Ho.

Ye Aur Baat Hai Humse Khafa Ho.

Humko Pyaar Hai Sirf Tum Se.



Agar Tumko Nahi To Dafa Ho. :-)



Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
Bas bohot hogaya..
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Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry
Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai..
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"SAAF SAAF"


Breaking News:



Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:



Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga
"This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my
most beautiful day. Luv and Long live."
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
What''s The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"